Sloth Energy | Unisex T-Shirt | Wonderfully Wired

Sloth Energy | Unisex T-Shirt | Kindred Spirits

$30.00

Some days you move at sloth speed, and the world would like a word about it. Here’s what sloths know that the rest of us forget: slow isn’t the same as stuck. They get where they’re going, just at the pace that works. If yours is deliberate, unhurried and occasionally horizontal — this one’s for you.

Color

Size

Printed to orderNever warehoused

Free shipping$70+

Zero Apologies Guarantee60 days. No explaining.

Specification

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
32 singles
4.2 oz (142 g/m²)
Ash is 99% cotton / 1% polyester

Care

Wash: Cold, inside out, with like colours.
Dry: Tumble dry low, or hang.
Iron: Low, never on the print.
Bleach: Non-chlorine only.
Expect: A light jersey. Softens more than it shrinks.
Embroidery: Sits fine on this weight.

Good to know

A new print can smell faintly of vinegar, or carry a pale mark from the pre-treatment. Both wash out.
Keep it out of direct sunlight before that first wash — the pre-treatment can sun-stain, and that doesn’t come out.
No fabric softener. It dulls the print.
On embroidery, iron around the stitching rather than over it. We’ve washed ours repeatedly and they’ve held up.

Inches Centimetres

	Chest Width	Body Length
XS	16.50	27.01
S	17.99	27.99
M	20.00	29.02
L	22.01	30.00
XL	24.02	31.02
2XL	25.98	32.01
3XL	27.99	32.99
4XL	30.00	33.98
5XL	32.00	35.00

	Chest Width	Body Length
XS	41.9	68.6
S	45.7	71.1
M	50.8	73.7
L	55.9	76.2
XL	61	78.8
2XL	66	81.3
3XL	71.1	83.8
4XL	76.2	86.3
5XL	81.3	88.9

These are the garment’s own measurements, not body sizes — and one maker’s medium isn’t another’s, so it’s worth a look before you choose. Soft fabrics never cut quite identically, so allow a little either way.

Chest width is measured flat, underarm to underarm — double it for the full way round.

How this one fits

Unisex T-Shirt

Light — 4.2oz, soft straight out of the bag. A classic fit: cut to follow the body rather than hang off it, so it sits closer than a boxy promo tee. It does run slim, so size up if you want room. One heads-up: pale colours can show a hint of shadow in strong light. Drapes well.

Cut

US fit, but a fitted retail cut rather than a boxy promo tee. The closest-fitting tee we stock.

Sensory notes

Tear-away neck label — comes out cleanly, nothing left behind.
Side seams, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
Coverstitched collar and cuffs — flat, no ridge.
Light at 4.2 oz (142 g/m²).
On an embroidered design, the reverse of the stitching has some texture inside.

Made responsibly

Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
Bella+Canvas use bluesign®-approved dyes, chemicals and softeners, and treat their water in reclamation sites.
Cut in WRAP-certified facilities.
Cutting offcuts are recycled rather than binned.

See how it compares to everything else we print on

Shipping

Made for you after you order — 1–5 working days to make, then 3–5 to arrive. Free over $70 / £60; below that, a standard flat rate shown at checkout.

If it arrives faulty

Damaged, misprinted or just wrong — that’s on us. Send your order number and a photo within 30 days of delivery and we’ll replace it or refund you in full. Not sure it counts? Tell us anyway.

If it isn’t right for you

Comfort is personal, and sometimes a piece just isn’t right once it’s on. There’s no rush to decide — give it a few wears and a wash, and if it still doesn’t suit you, tell us within 60 days. A replacement in the size you need, a different piece, or store credit. Having worn it won’t count against you.

You don’t have to explain why — that’s the Zero Apologies Guarantee. All we ask is that you cover the postage if something needs to come back to us, and we’ll confirm what to send and where.

Do check the size guide above before you order — it has the real measurements, flat and unstretched. Our Gear explains how each piece is cut and how it wears, which is the other half of the question.