In Arm Brains Not Working
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My Quiet Time Is Non-Negotiable - Unique T-shirt for those of us who love our own company and a little peace. Whether you are introverted, neurodivergent or simply like quiet time, this one's for you.
| Chest Width | Body Length | |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.50 | 27.01 |
| S | 17.99 | 27.99 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.02 |
| L | 22.01 | 30.00 |
| XL | 24.02 | 31.02 |
| 2XL | 25.98 | 32.01 |
| 3XL | 27.99 | 32.99 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 33.98 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 |
| Chest Width | Body Length | |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 41.9 | 68.6 |
| S | 45.7 | 71.1 |
| M | 50.8 | 73.7 |
| L | 55.9 | 76.2 |
| XL | 61 | 78.8 |
| 2XL | 66 | 81.3 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 83.8 |
| 4XL | 76.2 | 86.3 |
| 5XL | 81.3 | 88.9 |
These are the garment’s own measurements, not body sizes — and one maker’s medium isn’t another’s, so it’s worth a look before you choose. Soft fabrics never cut quite identically, so allow a little either way.
Chest width is measured flat, underarm to underarm — double it for the full way round.
How this one fits
Light — 4.2oz, soft straight out of the bag. A classic fit: cut to follow the body rather than hang off it, so it sits closer than a boxy promo tee. It does run slim, so size up if you want room. One heads-up: pale colours can show a hint of shadow in strong light. Drapes well.
US fit, but a fitted retail cut rather than a boxy promo tee. The closest-fitting tee we stock.
Made for you after you order: 1–5 working days to make, then 3–5 to arrive. Free on orders of $99 or more; $4.99 below that. UK and US.
Send your order number and a photo within 30 days of delivery, and we’ll replace it or refund you in full.
Wear it, wash it, then decide. Tell us within 30 days for a replacement, a different piece or store credit. No reasons needed: that’s the Zero Apologies Guarantee.
Christmas: ordered 1 Nov–24 Dec? You have until 31 January.
Return postage is paid by you. Please wait for our email before posting anything.
Check the size guide above first: real measurements, laid flat. Our Gear covers how each piece fits and wears.
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In Arm Brains Not Working
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Our unisex tees, sweatshirts and hoodies have a relaxed, regular fit. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier feel. Every product has its own measurements under Size & fit. See Our Gear for how each piece is cut, how it wears, and sensory notes on fabric, seams and labels.
Each piece is made for you, then posted to the UK and US: free on orders over £85 / $99, and a flat £3.99 / $4.99 below that. It’s usually with you in 5–10 working days, and you’ll get tracking as soon as it ships.
Tell us within 30 days for a replacement, a different piece or store credit. Return postage is paid by you. Arrived damaged or misprinted? Send us a photo within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it.
Turn it inside out, wash cool and skip the tumble dryer. Prints and stitching stay sharper for longer. Our Gear has care notes for every garment.