The Christmas jumper, minus the itch.
If your mind sometimes feels like a clowder of cats at Christmas, with one in the stocking, one up the tree and one asleep on the pudding, this one's for you. Your brain, writ large, in cats.
Product & Care
Specification
- 80% organic combed ring-spun cotton, 20% recycled polyester for production in the US
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton for production in Europe
- Fabric weight: 8.9 oz./yd.² (301.76 g/m²)
- Super soft fleece inside
- 30 singles
- Dropped shoulders
- 1 × 1 ribbed cuffs at collar, sleeve cuffs, and bottom hem
- 2 needles top stitches on all seams
- Certified organic cotton: GOTS and OCS. Additionally, GRS (Global Recycled Standard) certifies the recycled content present in the product.
- The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.
Care
Good to know
- A new print can smell faintly of vinegar, or carry a pale mark from the pre-treatment. Both wash out.
- Keep it out of direct sunlight before that first wash — the pre-treatment can sun-stain, and that doesn’t come out.
- No fabric softener. It dulls the print.
- On embroidery, iron around the stitching rather than over it. We’ve washed ours repeatedly and they’ve held up.
Sizing & Fit
We’re adding the measurement chart for this piece. In the meantime, message us and we’ll send exact measurements the same day.
How this one fits
Weight, cut, how it runs and how it feels against the skin — described honestly for every garment we print on.
See how it compares to everything else we print onShipping & Returns
Shipping
Made for you after you order — 1–5 working days to make, then 3–5 to arrive. Free over $70 / £60; below that, a standard flat rate shown at checkout.
If it arrives faulty
Damaged, misprinted or just wrong — that’s on us. Send your order number and a photo within 30 days of delivery and we’ll replace it or refund you in full. Not sure it counts? Tell us anyway.
If it isn’t right for you
Comfort is personal, and sometimes a piece just isn’t right once it’s on. There’s no rush to decide — give it a few wears and a wash, and if it still doesn’t suit you, tell us within 60 days. A replacement in the size you need, a different piece, or store credit. Having worn it won’t count against you.
You don’t have to explain why — that’s the Zero Apologies Guarantee. All we ask is that you cover the postage if something needs to come back to us, and we’ll confirm what to send and where.
Do check the size guide above before you order — it has the real measurements, flat and unstretched. Our Gear explains how each piece is cut and how it wears, which is the other half of the question.
Reviews
From people wearing it
Marked “gifted” where we sent the product free. Nobody was paid, and the words are their own.