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About this design
The tinsel's too noisy, the telly's blaring and the crackers won't stop going off. Conversations collide in full Christmas mode. You're fine, though. You're happily ensconced under your trusty headphones, enjoying the season at your own volume.
A little British translation: the telly is the TV. Dad's spilt beer needs no translation.
Printed, not embroidered. The full-colour design is printed straight into the fabric on the chest (direct-to-garment), so it sits soft and flat.
Fabric & care
Specification
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester
- 3-end fleece with a 100% cotton face
- 30 singles
- 9.5 oz (322 g/m²)
- garment-dyed
Care
- Wash
- Cold, inside out, with like colours. On its own the first time.
- Dry
- Tumble dry low.
- Iron
- Never over the print. Don't dry clean.
- Bleach
- Non-chlorine only.
- Expect
- Garment dye. Early washes can release a little colour onto pale fabrics, no two pieces are quite the same shade, and it fades gently by design. Barely shrinks — dyeing pre-shrinks it.
- Embroidery
- Heavy fleece holds it well.
Good to know
- A new print can smell faintly of vinegar, or carry a pale mark from the pre-treatment. Both wash out.
- Keep it out of direct sunlight before that first wash — the pre-treatment can sun-stain, and that doesn’t come out.
- No fabric softener. It dulls the print.
- On embroidery, iron around the stitching rather than over it. We’ve washed ours repeatedly and they’ve held up.
Size & fit
| Length | Width | Sleeve Length | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 ½ | 21 | 31 ½ |
| M | 28 ½ | 23 | 33 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 25 | 35 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ½ | 26 ½ | 36 ¾ |
| 2XL | 31 ½ | 28 | 38 ¼ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 29 ½ | 39 ¼ |
| Length | Width | Sleeve Length | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69.9 | 53.3 | 80 |
| M | 72.4 | 58.4 | 85.1 |
| L | 74.9 | 63.5 | 89.5 |
| XL | 77.5 | 67.3 | 93.4 |
| 2XL | 80 | 71.1 | 97.2 |
| 3XL | 82.6 | 74.9 | 99.7 |
These are the garment’s own measurements, not body sizes — and one maker’s medium isn’t another’s, so it’s worth a look before you choose. Soft fabrics never cut quite identically, so allow a little either way.
Width is measured flat, underarm to underarm — double it for the full way round. Sleeve length is measured from the centre back of the neck to the cuff, so it reads longer than a shoulder-to-cuff figure. Garment dyeing pulls this one in a little — our fulfiller recommends one size up from your usual.
How this one fits
Garment-Dyed Sweatshirt
Garment-dyed heavyweight fleece — 9.5oz, a 100% cotton face over a soft fleece inside. Relaxed through the body, with forward-rolled shoulders, side seams and 1 × 1 rib at the collar, cuffs and waistband. The dyeing gives every piece a soft, worn-in look and pulls the fit in a little, so it runs small: size up for the relaxed look.
Cut
US fit and relaxed, but the garment dyeing pulls it in — it runs small, and our fulfiller recommends one size up from your usual.
Sensory notes
- Forward-rolled shoulder, so the seam sits just off the top of the shoulder.
- Twill tape inside the back neck.
- Side seams, with 1 × 1 rib at the collar, cuffs and waistband.
- Heavy at 9.5 oz (322 g/m²), with fleece inside.
- Worth knowing: the neck label is a sewn-in twill label, not tear-away.
- On an embroidered design, the reverse of the stitching has some texture inside.
Made responsibly
- The fabric is OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified.
- Comfort Colors is made by Gildan, who work with the Fair Labor Association, WRAP, Better Cotton and the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol.
Delivery & our guarantee
Delivery
Made for you after you order: 1–5 working days to make, then 3–5 to arrive. Free on orders of £85 or more; £3.99 below that. UK and US.
Faulty or damaged?
Send your order number and a photo within 30 days of delivery, and we’ll replace it or refund you in full.
Not right for you?
Wear it, wash it, then decide. Tell us within 30 days for a replacement, a different piece or store credit. No reasons needed: that’s the Zero Apologies Guarantee.
Christmas: ordered 1 Nov–24 Dec? You have until 31 January.
Return postage is paid by you. Please wait for our email before posting anything.
Check the size guide above first: real measurements, laid flat. Our Gear covers how each piece fits and wears.
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How does the sizing run?
Our unisex tees, sweatshirts and hoodies have a relaxed, regular fit. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier feel. Every product has its own measurements under Size & fit. See Our Gear for how each piece is cut, how it wears, and sensory notes on fabric, seams and labels.
When will it arrive?
Each piece is made for you, then posted to the UK and US: free on orders over £85 / $99, and a flat £3.99 / $4.99 below that. It’s usually with you in 5–10 working days, and you’ll get tracking as soon as it ships.
What if it isn’t right for me?
Tell us within 30 days for a replacement, a different piece or store credit. Return postage is paid by you. Arrived damaged or misprinted? Send us a photo within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it.
How do I keep it looking good?
Turn it inside out, wash cool and skip the tumble dryer. Prints and stitching stay sharper for longer. Our Gear has care notes for every garment.