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Jessica Stepped Out for Milk | Matte Paper Poster | Sass & Spoons 03cbb017-adf4-4946-8102-40ba400df955 Print Material
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Jessica has had a good day. OK she forgot the milk but she came back with SO many better things.

Bright, fun and slightly absurd, this is humour for people who find thoughts like these entirely relatable, because they live them everyday. Each piece captures a specific ND experience. Maybe you'll see yourself in it, or immediately think of someone to send it to. Either way, we hope it resonates in a good way.

Printed to orderNever warehoused
Free shipping£60+
Product & Care

Specification

  • Our premium matte paper is heavier-weight, white, and features a smooth, uncoated finish that feels luxuriously soft to the touch:
  • Paper Finishing: Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.
  • Paper Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.26 mm (10.3 mils).
  • Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent paper for sustainability.
  • No minimum orders, printed and shipped on demand.

Care

Printed to order and packed with care.

Size & Scale

Every size this piece comes in, drawn to scale against a three-seater sofa 210 cm wide.

20x25 cm 8x10″ 30x40 cm 12x16″ three-seater sofa, 210 cm
  • 20x25 cm / 8x10″
  • 30x40 cm / 12x16″

Before you order: mark the size out on your wall with masking tape and leave it up for a day. It is the quickest way to know whether a piece is the right scale for the space, and it costs nothing.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

Made for you after you order — 1–5 working days to make, then 3–5 to arrive. Free over $70 / £60; below that, a standard flat rate shown at checkout.

If it arrives faulty

Damaged, misprinted or just wrong — that’s on us. Send your order number and a photo within 30 days of delivery and we’ll replace it or refund you in full. Not sure it counts? Tell us anyway.

If it isn’t right for you

There’s no rush — tell us within 60 days and we’ll sort it out: a replacement, a different piece, or store credit.

You don’t have to explain why — that’s the Zero Apologies Guarantee. All we ask is that you cover the postage if something needs to come back to us, and we’ll confirm what to send and where.

Scale is the thing that’s hard to judge on a screen. Size & Scale above draws every size against a sofa, in centimetres and inches, so you can see what you’re actually getting.

Reviews

Customer Reviews

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From people wearing it

Marked “gifted” where we sent the product free. Nobody was paid, and the words are their own.

  • This was gifted to me, and it’s now my favorite top. It works as a layering piece over t-shirts and vests, and is particularly good for after a workout or run. It’s very soft, nice color, and the badge is really well made. No one has mentioned it either and I like that I can make a statement without shouting. It’s original. I’m pleased.

    Laura H.Hugging AuDHD embroidered crop hoodieGifted

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  • Product photo Shhh. Recharging embroidered t-shirt, photographed by its owner Their photo
    This was a gift from someone who knows me well. It’s very nice. It’s soft and smooth; the embroidery is subtle. The off-white, cream colour is also very handy. I live in a hot place, so I need tees that work with lighter colours too. I would buy more.

    Rhys O.Shhh. Recharging embroidered t-shirtGifted

    Shop this : Shhh. Recharging | Embroidered Organic Mid-Light T-Shirt | Sass & Spoons
  • I bought this for my friend who has recently been diagnosed ADHD. She doesn’t know what to do with the news, so i thought the idea of it being complicated would resonate with her. She was over the moon. Neither of us had seen anything like it before. This is just after she washed it to test the embroidery so it's a bit creased, but the embroidery stayed true.

    Lynn F.It's Complicated Phrase (ADHD) t-shirt, White

    Shop this : It's Complicated Phrase (ADHD) | Embroidered Organic Mid-Light T-Shirt | Late Diagnosis
  • Product photo
    A gift for my daughter. We both thought it was funny, and liked how it recast ADHD in a more positive light The mug is no-frills, simple, but not too chunky, and is comfortable to hold and drink from.

    Maureen G.ADHD: Absolutely Delightfully Highly Dynamic mugGifted

    Shop this : ADHD: Absolutely Delightfully Highly Dynamic | White Glossy Mug | The Flip Side
  • love this store …brilliant idea….tbh i could have shopped till i dropped. its rare to find so much i like in one place. very clever. nice stuff. prices a bit more than i usually pay but I get it.

    Brittany W.

    See what she meant
  • It’s a comfort colors T-shirt. I have a few already, as I like the feel and the colors are more modern than other brands, and have that lived-in feeling. They remind me of tees I had at college years ago, comfy, relaxed, and easy to wear. Just pick up off the floor and put it on :) recommend.

    Scott S.Recharge in Progress garment-dyed tee, BayGifted

    Shop this : Recharge in Progress | Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Tee | Sass & Spoons

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