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Feeling Hermetic flat lay on linen
1/19
$38.00
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ColorDesert Dust
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Order by Wednesday 9 December for Christmas

Printed to orderNever warehoused
Free delivery over $99UK & US
About this design

A hermit crab, sealed in and not sorry. For the days when the only plan is the shell, the door shut and nothing at all asked of you. Drawn in ink and wash, printed soft on organic cotton.

Fabric & care

Specification

  • 100% certified organic combed ring-spun cotton
  • single jersey
  • 28 singles
  • 4.6 oz (155 g/m²)
  • GOTS, GRS and OCS certified

Care

Wash
30 °C or cold, mild detergent.
Dry
Don't tumble dry. Reshape while damp, then lay flat or hang.
Iron
Low to medium.
Bleach
No.
Expect
Tumble drying is what shrinks and distorts this one. Organic cotton may still settle a little over time.
Embroidery
The smooth surface takes fine stitching well.

Good to know

  • A new print can smell faintly of vinegar, or carry a pale mark from the pre-treatment. Both wash out.
  • Keep it out of direct sunlight before that first wash — the pre-treatment can sun-stain, and that doesn’t come out.
  • No fabric softener. It dulls the print.
  • On embroidery, iron around the stitching rather than over it. We’ve washed ours repeatedly and they’ve held up.
Size & fit
Body LengthChest WidthSleeve Length
S2818 ⅞8 ¼
M29 ⅛20 ½8 ½
L29 ⅞228 ⅝
XL31 ⅛248 ⅞
2XL32 ⅛269
Body LengthChest WidthSleeve Length
S71.147.921
M7452.121.6
L75.955.921.9
XL79.16122.5
2XL81.66622.9

These are the garment’s own measurements, not body sizes — and one maker’s medium isn’t another’s, so it’s worth a look before you choose. Soft fabrics never cut quite identically, so allow a little either way.

Chest width is measured flat, underarm to underarm — double it for the full way round.

How this one fits

Organic Mid-Light Tee

Very smooth and soft. Mid-weight organic cotton, 155gsm. No elastane, so no cling — it holds its own shape. Classic cut, not oversized or cropped. Soft handle, opaque, never heavy.

Cut

European fit — slimmer and more structured through the shoulder than a US blank. Square-looking shoulders on a smaller frame are the cut, not a flaw.

Sensory notes

  • Inside back neck tape in self-fabric — no separate binding at the neck.
  • Mid-light at 4.6 oz (155 g/m²).
  • No elastane, so no cling.
  • On an embroidered design, the reverse of the stitching has some texture inside.

Made responsibly

  • GOTS certified (Global Organic Textile Standard).
  • OCS certified (Organic Content Standard).
  • GRS certified (Global Recycled Standard).
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Delivery & our guarantee

Delivery

Made for you after you order: 1–5 working days to make, then 3–5 to arrive. Free on orders of $99 or more; $4.99 below that. UK and US.

Faulty or damaged?

Send your order number and a photo within 30 days of delivery, and we’ll replace it or refund you in full.

Not right for you?

Wear it, wash it, then decide. Tell us within 30 days for a replacement, a different piece or store credit. No reasons needed: that’s the Zero Apologies Guarantee.

Christmas: ordered 1 Nov–24 Dec? You have until 31 January.

Return postage is paid by you. Please wait for our email before posting anything.

Check the size guide above first: real measurements, laid flat. Our Gear covers how each piece fits and wears.

Reviews

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    This was gifted to me, and it’s now my favorite top. It works as a layering piece over t-shirts and vests, and is particularly good for after a workout or run. It’s very soft, nice color, and the badge is really well made. No one has mentioned it either and I like that I can make a statement without shouting. It’s original. I’m pleased.

    Laura H. Gifted

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    “Neither of us had seen anything like it before.”

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    Lynn F.

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    Scott S. Gifted

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  • ★★★★★

    “It’s soft and smooth; the embroidery is subtle.”

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    This was a gift from someone who knows me well. It’s very nice. It’s soft and smooth; the embroidery is subtle. The off-white, cream colour is also very handy. I live in a hot place, so I need tees that work with lighter colours too. I would buy more.

    Rhys O. Gifted

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    “recast ADHD in a more positive light”

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Marked “gifted” where we sent the product free. Nobody was paid, and the words are their own.

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Good to know

How does the sizing run?

Our unisex tees, sweatshirts and hoodies have a relaxed, regular fit. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier feel. Every product has its own measurements under Size & fit. See Our Gear for how each piece is cut, how it wears, and sensory notes on fabric, seams and labels.

When will it arrive?

Each piece is made for you, then posted to the UK and US: free on orders over £85 / $99, and a flat £3.99 / $4.99 below that. It’s usually with you in 5–10 working days, and you’ll get tracking as soon as it ships.

What if it isn’t right for me?

Tell us within 30 days for a replacement, a different piece or store credit. Return postage is paid by you. Arrived damaged or misprinted? Send us a photo within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it.

How do I keep it looking good?

Turn it inside out, wash cool and skip the tumble dryer. Prints and stitching stay sharper for longer. Our Gear has care notes for every garment.

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