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Free delivery over $99
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Free delivery over $99UK & US
About this design
Two people can stand in the same room and not be in the same place. One hears the hum of the lights, one notices the pattern in the carpet, one is three conversations ahead. None of them is wrong about what's there. Different minds see different worlds, and the view from yours is worth keeping.
Fabric & care
Specification
- 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
- 6-panel, unstructured, low profile
- adjustable hook-and-loop closure
Care
- Wash
- By hand, in lukewarm water with a mild detergent. Machine washing can pull the crown out of shape and damage the stitching.
- Dry
- Air dry in shape. Not in the dryer.
- Iron
- No — and never over the stitching.
- Bleach
- No.
- Expect
- The distressed finish is deliberate, and it softens further with washing. Spot-clean with a damp cloth between washes.
Good to know
- A new print can smell faintly of vinegar, or carry a pale mark from the pre-treatment. Both wash out.
- Keep it out of direct sunlight before that first wash — the pre-treatment can sun-stain, and that doesn’t come out.
- No fabric softener. It dulls the print.
- On embroidery, iron around the stitching rather than over it. We’ve washed ours repeatedly and they’ve held up.
Size & fit
| Head circumference | |
|---|---|
| One size | 19 – 22 |
| Head circumference | |
|---|---|
| One size | 48 – 56 |
These are the garment’s own measurements, not body sizes — and one maker’s medium isn’t another’s, so it’s worth a look before you choose. Soft fabrics never cut quite identically, so allow a little either way.
Adjustable at the back with a hook-and-loop strap. Measure round your head with a soft tape about 1 in (2.5 cm) above your ears.
How this one fits
Distressed Dad Hat
A soft, unstructured six-panel cap in cotton twill, with a deliberately distressed brim and crown. Low profile, with no stiffening in the front panel, so it sits close and shapes to the head rather than standing up. Adjusts at the back to fit 19–22 in (48–56 cm).
Cut
One size, adjustable at the back from 19 to 22 in (48–56 cm). Low profile, so it sits closer to the head than a structured baseball cap.
Sensory notes
- Soft crown — no buckram stiffening in the front panel.
- Adjustable hook-and-loop strap at the back, which can catch on long hair.
- Distressed brim and crown, so the edges are frayed on purpose.
- Six sewn eyelets and six stitched rows on the brim.
- On an embroidered design, the reverse of the stitching has some texture inside.
Delivery & our guarantee
Delivery
Made for you after you order: 1–5 working days to make, then 3–5 to arrive. Free on orders of $99 or more; $4.99 below that. UK and US.
Faulty or damaged?
Send your order number and a photo within 30 days of delivery, and we’ll replace it or refund you in full.
Not right for you?
Wear it, wash it, then decide. Tell us within 30 days for a replacement, a different piece or store credit. No reasons needed: that’s the Zero Apologies Guarantee.
Christmas: ordered 1 Nov–24 Dec? You have until 31 January.
Return postage is paid by you. Please wait for our email before posting anything.
Check the size guide above first: real measurements, laid flat. Our Gear covers how each piece fits and wears.
Reviews
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★★★★★
“I can make a statement without shouting”
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This was gifted to me, and it’s now my favorite top. It works as a layering piece over t-shirts and vests, and is particularly good for after a workout or run. It’s very soft, nice color, and the badge is really well made. No one has mentioned it either and I like that I can make a statement without shouting. It’s original. I’m pleased.
Laura H. Gifted
Hugging ... AuDHD
★★★★★
“Neither of us had seen anything like it before.”
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I bought this for my friend who has recently been diagnosed ADHD. She doesn’t know what to do with the news, so i thought the idea of it being complicated would resonate with her. She was over the moon. Neither of us had seen anything like it before. This is just after she washed it to test the embroidery so it's a bit creased, but the embroidery stayed true.
Lynn F.
It's Complicated Phrase (ADHD)
★★★★★
“comfy, relaxed, and easy to wear”
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It’s a comfort colors T-shirt. I have a few already, as I like the feel and the colors are more modern than other brands, and have that lived-in feeling. They remind me of tees I had at college years ago, comfy, relaxed, and easy to wear. Just pick up off the floor and put it on :) recommend.
Scott S. Gifted
Recharge in Progress
★★★★★
“It’s soft and smooth; the embroidery is subtle.”
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This was a gift from someone who knows me well. It’s very nice. It’s soft and smooth; the embroidery is subtle. The off-white, cream colour is also very handy. I live in a hot place, so I need tees that work with lighter colours too. I would buy more.
Rhys O. Gifted
Shhh. Recharging
★★★★★
“recast ADHD in a more positive light”
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A gift for my daughter. We both thought it was funny, and liked how it recast ADHD in a more positive light The mug is no-frills, simple, but not too chunky, and is comfortable to hold and drink from.
Maureen G. Gifted
ADHD: Absolutely Delightfully Highly Dynamic
“its rare to find so much i like in one place.”
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love this store …brilliant idea….tbh i could have shopped till i dropped. its rare to find so much i like in one place. very clever. nice stuff. prices a bit more than i usually pay but I get it.
Brittany W.
Marked “gifted” where we sent the product free. Nobody was paid, and the words are their own.
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How it works
In A Million Ideas
Made by insiders
Cultural shorthand for minds like yours.
The things you never have to explain to people who get it.
Finally, gear that gets your brain.
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Good to know
How does the sizing run?
Our unisex tees, sweatshirts and hoodies have a relaxed, regular fit. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier feel. Every product has its own measurements under Size & fit. See Our Gear for how each piece is cut, how it wears, and sensory notes on fabric, seams and labels.
When will it arrive?
Each piece is made for you, then posted to the UK and US: free on orders over £85 / $99, and a flat £3.99 / $4.99 below that. It’s usually with you in 5–10 working days, and you’ll get tracking as soon as it ships.
What if it isn’t right for me?
Tell us within 30 days for a replacement, a different piece or store credit. Return postage is paid by you. Arrived damaged or misprinted? Send us a photo within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it.
How do I keep it looking good?
Turn it inside out, wash cool and skip the tumble dryer. Prints and stitching stay sharper for longer. Our Gear has care notes for every garment.